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{"fact":"The first cartoon cat was\u00a0Felix the Cat\u00a0in 1919. In 1940, Tom and Jerry starred in the first theatrical cartoon \u201cPuss Gets the Boot.\u201d In 1981 Andrew Lloyd Weber created the musical\u00a0Cats, based on T.S. Eliot\u2019s Old\u00a0Possum\u2019s Book of Practical Cats.","length":245}

{"type":"general","setup":"A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...","punchline":"I'm sorry, we don't serve food here","id":42}

{"type":"general","setup":"What's orange and sounds like a parrot?","punchline":"A Carrot.","id":267}

{"fact":"A cat has the power to sometimes heal themselves by purring. A domestic cat's purr has a frequency of between 25 and 150 Hertz, which happens to be the frequency at which muscles and bones best grow and repair themselves. ","length":222}

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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}

{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}

{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}

{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}

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