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{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}

{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}

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Margaret Levi is an American political scientist and author, known for her work in comparative political economy, labor politics, and democratic theory, notably on the origins and effects of trustworthy government.

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