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{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
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Sébastien Planas is a French rugby league footballer who plays for Toulouse Olympique in the Championship. He has captained the club. He plays as a second-row or centre.
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Charles I of Baden was a Margrave of Baden-Baden during 1454–1475.
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