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Frederick Hagaman Benners was an American football player. He played the 1952 NFL season for the New York Giants. Benners also played at Southern Methodist University and is considered one of the greatest Mustang players of all time.
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Dysgonia leucogramma is a moth of the family Noctuidae first described by George Hampson in 1913. It is found in New Guinea.
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Paul Lewis Quarrington was a Canadian novelist, playwright, screenwriter, filmmaker, musician and educator.
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