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Underwood-Petersville is a census-designated place (CDP) in Lauderdale County, Alabama United States. It is part of the Florence - Muscle Shoals Metropolitan Statistical Area known as \"The Shoals\". As of the 2010 census, the population of the CDP is 3,247.

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{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}

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  • speed up the implementation of the provisions of the Abuja Treaty, to create an African Economic Community, African Central Bank, African Monetary Union, African Court of Justice and Pan-African Parliament, with the Parliament to be established by 2000
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  • give President Abdelaziz Bouteflika of Algeria and President Thabo Mbeki of South Africa a mandate to negotiate for the cancellation of the African indebtedness
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  • convene an African Ministerial Conference on security, stability, development and co-operation
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{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}

{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}

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