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{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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"}{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
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